Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with some dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?
Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of center that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you’re there, at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.
One of my best buds from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.
A few weeks ago, he was standing behind the bar when a guy came up to him looking rather concerned.
“Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”