It’s very hard to deal with condoms. I imagine it would be very hard to deal with anything that asphyxiates your dick, adds a layer of rubber between a couple’s fun bits, destroys any semblance of sexual spontaneity, and generally makes sex a lot less enjoyable than it should be.
SEX - SCENT OF A VAGINA
Slicing through lower Manhattan’s midsection during my frequent walk from my Soho office to my boner-friend’s apartment in Chinatown, I cross many multi-cultural sensory experiences.
The continued acceptance of gay men and lesbians by mainstream America is sort of a double-edged sword. Homosexuals can now serve in the military (everywhere), adopt children (in many states), and get married (in a few places).
We wondered if this human being growing inside of the famous uterus would be a good fake monarch, so we asked some Americans about it.
There are more types of group sex than strands of herpes on the Rolling Stones tour bus: threesomes, orgies, swinging, even god-damn circle jerks. But how, you may ask, as you flutter your mouse over Red Tube’s categories in an incognito Chrome window; volume down, cock up — does a gang bang differ from a classic orgy?
It’s really fun to give someone acid and then make them host a video, and it looks like our colleagues at VICE Germany have picked up on this. They recently gave their buddy Sascha a tab of LSD and sent him to the Venus Erotic Trade Fair in Berlin. It must have been gnarly to trip around all those floppy P’s, V’s, and B’s (that means butts). Here’s the footage he came back with.
Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next big star? If so, I think that’s what I’d like to do when I grow up.
The loss of a girl’s innocence is usually a process that involves a few hard lemonades, a five-minute fumble in the back of a three-door hatchback, and a mess of virginity splurged all over the back seat with not a penny spent. Last week, however, a 20-year-old Brazilian girl auctioned off her virginity for a cool $780,000 as part of a documentary shot by Justin Sisely. We called up Justin to find out what exactly the fuck is going on.
Porn, like any other filmed entertainment, requires camera operators, grips, sound designers, special effects technicians, and, surprisingly, writers. The standard adult film seems like it was written in an hour by a team of 17 horny teenagers on Adderall. In reality, adults write them in an office for money. If you can’t seem to find work writing for the latest NBC sitcom destined for early cancellation, you might be able to earn a decent living devising clever ways to put various objects into the many holes on a human body.
