Moving to New York marked my sexual liberation. I had escaped from my small Southern college to the land of boys with long hair and girls with short nails (Get it?? Because they’re lesbians.) Free to finally eat some pussy and never fuck a guy my age ever again. It was my experiences with older men that introduced me to butt sniffing…
If you are unfamiliar with butt plugs, then we have very different tastes in porn. A butt plug is basically a dildo for your ass, yet usually shorter and wider, dare I say more “chode-like.” The key to a butt plug is relaxation and plenty of lube. I recommend Liquid Silk, its texture is more natural and less like melted Jolly Ranchers than other brands.
We know that despite the valiant efforts of DOA, Voivod, BTO, Fucked Up, the Guess Who, Swollen Members, Career Suicide, Skinny Puppy, and Godspeed, most people’s reflexive association with “Canadian Rock” is still somewhere in the neighborhood of Kim Mitchell.
To help stamp out this bigotry and foster a better worldview of CanCon for those of you who aren’t subjected to it 1/4 of the times you turn on the radio, we asked DJ Rick Ele of KDVS’s Art For Spastics to make us a little mixtape of who’s rocking oot up North these days, fuck. MORE CANROCK!
