The first time I ever heard of Swollen Members was in a skate video called RDS/FSU/2002 which was a 46 minute long VHS tape consisting of skateboarding, bullshit, and people making a claw-like hand gesture while shouting “Red Dragons!”
Passed Out Juggalos is a crew of girls in their underpants who terrorize the sleepy Faygo people at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
At 5:00 AM on Monday, I jerked myself awake and looked down at my body to find I’d fallen asleep nude in a large hotel bathtub under a steady stream of scalding hot water.
B4-4 was one of the few Canadian boy bands that I can remember from that time because they had a hit song called “Get Down” that was unquestionably about going down on girls and then getting blowjobs in return. They play in Vegas now, so I gave them a call.
When Paul Lawton started Slagging Off, a then-anonymous Tumblr with the heading “death to the Canadian music industry,” he was just an ex-academic from Lethbridge, Alberta who played bass in the punk band the Ketamines.
As a gay man with a lot of gay friends, I’d estimate that roughly 30 percent of my conversations are related to Beyoncé in some way. But I don’t think I can do it anymore, guys. I’m finally ready to admit it: I really, really, really just don’t give even the slightest of shits about Beyoncé.
Louisiana’s Department of Tourism recently launched a new ad campaign that declared, “No America We Will Not ‘Turn That Music Down.’”
Getting from Salt Lake City to Santa Ana at the spur of a moment without a dime in your pocket might seem daunting to some, but it’s a lifestyle I’ve pretty much mastered. I caught a ride with a pizza-delivery driver and some cracked-out piece of shit we met on Craigslist, the latter of whom ended up stealing my phone charger.
Last week when I logged onto Facebook to catch up on political Willy Wonka pictures and my friends’ general bellyaching about the weather, the words “musical prodigy” and “Kickstarter” jumped out at me.
We love Fat Tony, and we also love that he has a new album coming out on Young One Records this summer (June 11th to be exact.) Because he loves us back, he gave us the exclusive premiere of “Hood Party” off of the album.
