Out of the entire VICE edit staff, I have the absolute worst phone. It can barely text message, let alone run applications or play music, and that suits me just fine. So, I would have never went to the Audio Xciter App Launch Party if they didn’t promise that Lil Wayne was going to be in the building. Why Lil Wayne would be there, I’m not quite sure. I don’t know if he is really up on the whole app thing, considering he’s probably paid someone to operate a phone for him since he dropped 500 Degreez. How could he hold an iPhone when he’s got the world in his hands, anyway?