DUDE, YOU SLEPT ROUGH TO BUY KANYE WEST’S TRAINERS? WHY?

Behold, the Yeezy II, a new shoe made by Kanye West. It’s the sequel to the Yeezy I, it’s made by Nike and a lot of people are very excited about it. So excited, in fact, that a bunch of people have been SLEEPING ROUGH outside the 1948 store in Shoreditch, East London to get the wristband they’ll need to guarantee them a pair when they’re released on Saturday. They don’t get a discount or anything though, they just get to be among the first people in London to own a pair of £210 trainers designed by a person who hasn’t even been to fashion school.