SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL - MORNING WOOD AND POP CRUSHES
When I was a little kid I’d wake up at the crack of dawn ravenously hungry. I’d walk to the kitchen, secretly hoping to wake up my mom and fix myself Eggo waffles. Twenty years later I’m still an early riser with an appetite, but my cravings have evolved from Eggos to orgasms…
