DEAR VICE: I MAKE WACKY INTERNET ART

Dear readers,
My name is Jamie Taete and I write for VICE. Just before 8 PM on Saturday evening, an email entitled “Donald Trump is obsessed with Jamie Taete” landed in my inbox.
The sender was someone called “Peterbd”—a name I didn’t recognize. As you can imagine, this was fairly disorientating for me.
So I’m gonna do what I always do when I find something confusing and creepy—post an unedited version of it here for your amusement.
