PENALTY KICKS SUCK ASS. OR DO THEY?
Last Wednesday, Spain and Portugal played against each other in the semifinals of the Euro 2012 Championships. Nothing happened. I mean, some dudes did some stuff and kicked a ball around and ran into each other and got a bunch of yellow cards and shit, but nobody scored any goals. So the match went to penalty kicks. Spain, despite acting like they didn’t know how the fuck soccer worked for a minute or two during the match, eventually came out on top, 4 to 2, advancing to the Euro finals against Italy, which they won, making them the Best at Soccer or whatever.
