I WAS ABDUCTED BY GYPSIES
You know what’s no fun? Being trafficked by some dickheads and forced to work like a slave. Trust me, it happened to a guy I know.
Through my flatmate’s brother, I met “Matt” (not his real name, by the way, but I don’t want him getting beaten up for talking to me). Matt was conned into going to Europe with a bunch of Irish travellers to coerce pensioners out of thousands of pounds, in return for a measly wage and near-starvation. I guess it’s pricks like them that fuel the media’s insane hatred of travellers. I asked Matt what happened.
