Vice Canada

May 21

I’M HUNTING DOWN THE FAT FETISHIST WHO HAS MY STOLEN LAPTOP

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Matt remembered he’d installed some tracking software on his laptop and took matters into his own hands. What he found when he accessed his laptop was a face (captured by his webcam) that seemed to spend the majority of its time masturbating to a fat fetish porn website.

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I WENT SNOOPING AROUND NICOLAS CAGE’S HOUSE

Prior to my arrival, I’d been picturing madness. Not, like, Hoarders level madness, but that kind of controlled, polished madness that the sort of person who buys dinosaur skulls surrounds themselves with.

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THE STRONGEST DWARF IN NEW JERSEY

My only childhood playmate was the dwarf who lived in the house next door to me. And that dwarf came to physically torment me.

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May 17

ROB FORD MIGHT BE A CRACK SMOKER

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Robbie’s intoxicated reign over the Kingdom of Toronto.

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May 16

HOW AWFUL ARE THE FREE PORN GAMES ON THE INTERNET?

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Most of the internet is devoted to games and porn…

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PIGEON RACING IS A DYING SPORT IN CANADA

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Despite its rich history, pigeon racing is a dying sport in Canada, struggling to attract a new generation of competitors…

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May 15

ROB FORD GOT A BETTER PHOTOGRAPHER

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 It seems that Robbie has taken a bit of his high school football budget and applied it to a new camera and, ostensibly, a better photographer.

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THE BITCOIN CRASH BEGINS

imageAfter peaking at $266, bitcoin took a tumble on Wednesday afternoon. A big tumble.

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SYRIA’S REFUGEES ARE WEDGED BETWEEN HELLS

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The numbers are almost beyond comprehension: more than 70,000 people killed, over four million displaced and more than one million refugees registered by the UNHCR.

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THE CANADIAN COMPANY HELPING MOVIE STUDIOS SUE YOU FOR ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING HAS BEEN USING IMAGES WITHOUT PERMISSION

As you may already know, Voltage Pictures, the company responsible for the movie The Hurt Locker, (as well as a million movies you’ve never heard of) is currently in court, attempting to get an Ontario-based internet service provider to release the names associated with over 1000 IP addresses that they claim belong to people who illegally downloaded their copyrighted material. 

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