February 2011
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MONSTER TANKED
There is a common saying that goes with Monster Truck rallies, “Where is my hat?” Alternately, “Who lost the 42 ft tall dinosaur robot?” It’s true, things tend to get pretty confusing with all the noise, diesel fumes, hordes of screaming children, Angry Dads, and unabashed afternoon drinking. With nothing more than the potential of press passes and a Grave Digger tee shirt, 1/4 of the Toronto...
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MEET THE NIERATKOS - JIM RISWOLD’S HILARIOUS...
February 10th marks the 68th anniversary of Mohandas Ghandi inventing The Master Cleanse Diet and I thought it only reich to revisit some WWII humor. I know a lot of comedians frown upon Hitler humor for its obviousness and still others harbor some deep-seeded hatred for the man for things he may–or may not–have supposedly done. But myself… I just can’t get enough of that STD-riddled tight-ass....
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GIFS ARE GREAT
Someone sent us a link to these photos with gifs strategically placed on top of them and it slingshotted our morning from the bottom of a dark hangover to a place where we’re ready to crack another beer now. There’s nothing that completes a party picture quite like one of those yellow Pokemon things surfing the champagne wave of a freshly popped bottle of bubbly.
Read the rest at Vice...
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MURDER CONSPIRACY
Arnold Schwarzenegger is my favorite actor of all time. Christian Bale? Brad Pitt? Jean Claude Van Damme? Nah. What other male lead acting today can pull off action, comedy and drama roles, trick the people of California into electing him governor and lay serious claim to being the world’s most muscular man? Recently, though, an alarming revelation has been thrust upon me by our favorite...
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GETTING ABILIFIED WITH BRYAN SAUNDERS
Recently there’s been a lot of chatter on the internet about a series of self-portraits that Bryan Lewis Saunders drew/painted/etched while he was on a whole potpourri of different drugs. My friend Kelly sent me the link because the day previous, I sent her a video of some chick on YouTube describing the experience of turkey-bastering DMT up her butthole. That her brain connected Bryan Saunders...
