POP VOX - WHAT THE FUCK IS THANKSGIVING? Read...
To much of the world, Thanksgiving can be a confusing time. To an outsider, it might look like the main point of the holiday is for Americans to gather in clusters and eat a staggering amount of turkey. That’s true, but Thanksgiving is also rich in historical significance. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: POP VOX - WHAT THE FUCK IS THANKSGIVING? - Viceland Today
WIN WIN IS ON VICE RECORDS
It’s true, WIN WIN is officially the newest trio of tune-makers on Vice Records. If you haven’t already heard about them, grab a seat and we’ll fill you in. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: WIN WIN IS ON VICE RECORDS - Viceland Today
HEY RON! - MY BOYFRIEND BELIEVES IN TIME TRAVEL
Time travel is something we’ve all thought about at one time or another. But the ability to mend past wrongs or discover how everything will turn out in the end is something most of us recognize as a fantasy. This week Ron received a letter from a troubled young lady whose boyfriend actually believes that time travel exists, and that tourists from the future walk among us everyday, hidden in the...
AN INTERVIEW WITH AN EX-MUSLIM
As you may know, the Muslim holiday Eid al-Adha, or Festival of Sacrifice, began on Tuesday. It’s one of the most important holidays in Islam, and it commemorates that time Abraham almost sacrificed his kid because voices aka God asked him to. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: AN INTERVIEW WITH AN EX-MUSLIM - Viceland Today
SNOW FILM FEST THIS WEEKEND
If you’re into snowboarding you’ve probably already heard about the Snow Film Fest in New York this weekend. If you’re not into snowboarding, there’s a festival in New York this weekend called the Snow Film Fest. We’ll be screening a couple of films. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: SNOW FILM FEST THIS WEEKEND - Viceland Today
WE JUST PUT UP ONE OF MANY POSSIBLE ART ISSUES ...
Since this month’s issue is mostly about visual art and artists, we decided to forego the usual bumbling descriptions in favor of a pictorial table of contents for your eyes and clicker fingers to enjoy. Hope it works. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: WE JUST PUT UP ONE OF MANY POSSIBLE ART ISSUES - Viceland Today
WIRED IS BITING OUR SHIT
The November issue of Wired just came out and on its cover is a big old pair of tits. When we first saw it we were all, “Wow, those nerds at Wired actually got a woman to take her shirt off for them? Good for them.” But then we looked at it again and realized it’s basically a carbon copy of our cover from the Western issue way back in ‘03. Those sons of bitches. Read the rest at Vice...
OUR PRESIDENT IS A HIP-HOP GOD
Uganda’s president only recently learned about hip-hop, which is surprising because he’s actually pretty damn good at it. Yes, while Sweden has to deal with a king who has a team of men paying women to hang out with him, President Museveni let loose a real panty-dropper of a rhyme at a rally in Uganda a few days ago. You don’t need cash when you’ve got rhymes like that. Read the rest at Vice...
COLLECTORS TO WATCH
You may have heard by now about that guy in Ohio who was arrested a few days ago for collecting pee from little kids in a Burger King. Apparently, this guy is a veteran kid-piss collector. Been doing it for years. Gross. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: COLLECTORS TO WATCH - Viceland Today
POOL NOODLE GIRLFRIEND
Last summer I was at a cottage with a guy who had a few minor mental issues rolled up into one awesome condition that he seemed to have harnessed into its full potential. The first time I met him he pushed his balls into his stomach as a party trick before he got hopped up on a bunch of acid and, totally naked, crashed a Sea-Doo into a shallow pond of reeds. For the sake of anonymity, I’m going...
HEY RON! - DON’T FART WHERE YOU EAT
We planned on discussing the elections with Ron this week, but something much more important popped up. Yes, someone sent Ron the video of the kid who was reprimanded with detention for farting all over his school bus and laughing about it repeatedly. The nerve! Of course, Ron has a unique take on the smelly situation. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: HEY RON! - DON’T FART WHERE YOU EAT -...
As of this weekend, Harry Mulisch, probably the most important Dutch author alive, isn’t alive anymore. His death has led to a media frenzy in the Netherlands the likes of which would make you think Maya Angelou had suicide bombed the Ground Zero Applebee’s. Since pretty much every resident of Holland has already been solicited for an opinion we decided to forego the pleasantries and move...
CHRISTMAS IDEAS FOR BAD PARENTS
Monitoring the shady movements of the international Paedomasonry so we don’t have to, The Sun are outraged again by a fresh attempt to molest our kids: a new Barbie doll fitted with a hidden camera. Cunningly released in the build up to Christmas, the tabloid seems to be concerned that the option to upload footage from the camera to YouTube means it will act as a kind of “pervert Trojan Horse”...
POP CULTURE THROUGH POGS
I was born in the mid-80s but didn’t turn into an actual person with longterm memory or any sort of distinguishable personality until the 90s. Because I grew up during that unique decade, I played pogs. It was the introduction to my lifelong fascination with cheap, worthless things and gambling. Read the rest at Vice Magazine: POP CULTURE THROUGH POGS - Viceland Today
SKATING IRAQ WITH BILLY ROHAN
Last summer Billy Rohan went to Iraq as the only skater on a BMX infested trip called Bikes Over Baghdad. The idea behind traveling to an active war zone and a place, as Billy puts it, so hot it’s like taking “the hottest day ever in Florida and adding a blow dryer to your face,” was to hype up the troops. You know, give them something to look at besides exploded limbs and USO shows with people...